Apr. 12th, 2011

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Вообще как такие козлы пролазят? Видно действительно чтобы быть политиком надо быть проституткой в душе, а может даже и хуже.

И напоследок:

I bought a new Chevy Avalanche and returned to the dealer yesterday. Because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.


I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'A#* Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Ignatieff Leader of the Federal Liberal Party"

Damn, I love this truck...
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Получил уведомление, что суппорт моего Юбунту 8.04 истекает. Решил обновиться до 10.04. Запустил процесс, говорит что закончит через час. Если что, то прощайте, товарищи и не поминайте лихом если исчезну надолго.

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